Parenting 101

Overheard tonight:

A young mother climbs on the bus, leading her toddler son by the hand. The little boy has a band-aid on his cheek.

Mother: Look at your face! It look like somebody socked the shit out of you!
Boy: It look like somebody sopped the shit out of me!
Mother: [laughs] No, baby. Not sopped—socked.
Boy: It look like somebody socked the shit out of me!
Mother: Watch your mouth.